thrice as nice

so i went to see thrice in toronto on wednesday for their farewell tour. such an amazing show, and i got to see a few people i haven't seen in a long time! and i almost butt-grabbed a jonas brother. ;)

xohuss

couple of dicks

in rare form: spooning. these two idiots got into the pool this morning and left muddy paw prints all over the house when i was already running late. not happy at all, but god damn they ka-yute!

xohuss

the devil and god are raging inside me

the london date for brand new's canadian tour was FINALLY released, so i bought my ticket from tequila rose (sidenote: that place is sketchy, even during the day). according to some hoss working at sunrise on dundas, ticketmaster was already sold out at 4pm yesterday. geeze louise! i'm stoked that i got mine though. and since i got some shit-tastic news that will more than likely result in me being a broke dickhead all summer, i at least have a couple brand new shows to look forward to, as well as thrice on wednesday with robin! happy child.

xohuss

patrick dempsey

according to the app aLike, i look like patrick dempsey. no wonder i'm single. gotdayum.



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the queen's weekend

god damn, i love may 2-4. usually it rains on this holy weekend, but the weather was cooperative for once, and i spent the weekend perched out back on the patio, frying up my skin. what's up tan? saturday was spent getting pool accessories from walmart, taking otis to the vet, and then assembling a gazebo (with no instructions), a blow-up pool (that apparently has a leak), and purchasing putting together a new patio set (which i fought a woman in wal-mart for). sunday was beach day, and i saw a pretty sassy ass (picture below) with an even classier tattoo on the left cheek. it sort of resembled the outline of this which leads me to believe she sleeps with men that look like this. we got scolded by the police for bringing a dog to the beach. apparently that is against the rules, but we had fun. yesterday was spent in the backyard as well, and then watching a duck dynasty marathon. all in all, super relaxing, and i'm about 7 shades darker now. happy child.










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a hussy blind date: part 1

well, i guess this is actually part 2, but that first one doesn't really count. he came here to cook me dinner, and brooke and rob were here for safety.

out of sheer boredom and purely for entertainment value, i joined plenty of fish a couple of weeks ago. amidst the oodles of my own friends on there, and the creepy 45 year old men looking for a hot, young piece of ass, i've actually met a few nice people. surprising, i know right?

so tonight, i met a guy. let's call him jim. we met at shoeless joe's for a drink, and i had to talk myself out of getting out of my car (the picture above was me contemplating leaving). i don't like strangers, and i hate small talk. so when i walked in the bar and actually found jim sitting in a stool drinking a beer, i thought we were doing pretty good already.

we talked about movies: he likes science fiction, to which i responded, "i like science... and fiction." (cringe worthy, i know. i'm an idiot.) and i told him that i gave my roommate his whole name, in case he murdered me. we laughed, and i was semi-serious about it, but i don't think he is capable of murder. jim is a gentle giant. nice guy and he told me about his puppy. he's a landscaper i guess, so i told him to come garden in my backyard. i also explained that i don't cook, and we decided that he can make me dinner and garden, and i'll move furniture and paint. we also joked about all the sports going on in that bar, and the lonely little figure skating poster near the door.

all in all, not bad for my very first blind date. i think i'm slowly getting better at dating outside of my social circle. i talk too much i think, which is odd for someone who hates small talk. we'll see where this goes. for now, i'm going to keep fucking with old men on plenty of fish. it's entertaining.

xohuss

thank you for birthing me

a belated internet happy-mother's-day to the woman who pushed me out of her genitals. 24 years later and i'm still fucking cute as hell.

way to go mom!

xohuss

treats

...and snoozing. snoozing and treats.

xohuss

50 years together

t'was my grandparents' 50th wedding anniversary in belleville over the weekend. 50 years together. they need an award or something.

xohuss

long hair don't care

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